I’m sorry what.
**laughing hysterically**
(especially since I got a delivery of some erotica/ sex books from Amazon not 45 minutes ago…)
Mr Maz: Someone should tell that guy there are a lot more enjoyable things he could do with that.
Me: My favorite is that it’s called the “ancient Australian art.” I mean, is that legit?
Mr. Maz: Christ, I’m glad we have cable. It must have been really boring in “ancient” Australia.
(via daysofstorm)
Wut…?
so funny that this is next to twitterature. i know the authors. horrible people.
…… WHY?!?! What in the name of everything SANE possessed someone to even think of….. oh, right, kids in bathtubs (who...
try this one in the bath… XDDDDD
Wow, it seems that the penis is much more fun than the vagina!
I’ve seen a live recording of this… with my dad… it was fucking amazing and we were completely stoned.